However,
1. If the DJ thinks hair bands deserve to be in heavy rotation on the playlist, he's as wrong as the guy checking ID's who thinks slap bracelets must be worn by everyone 21 and up.
2. Statistcally, squares represent the majority of 80's party attendees and they aren't hip. They weren't hip in the 80s and they aren't hip now. Sorry Huey, saying (or singing) it's 'Hip to be Square' doesn't make any sense. *
3. What if you're the youngest person at an 80's party, decades younger. As in, everyone else is at least 80 years old and the only thing keeping the situation from being worse is that you wore a California Raisins costume.
*For a definition of the word square, ask the guy by the punch bowl wearing a Michael J. Fox jacket, piano tie and neon sunglasses (indoors) who is trying to start a game of brat pack trivia. Or, google Huey Lewis and the News.
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