Conventional wisdom suggests it's embarrassing for an adult to order gummy bears as a frozen yogurt topping

However,

1. Adult men who cut out of work early to squeeze into their baseball pants from high school, speed through 5:00 traffic so they have time to pick up chewing tobacco and, when they arrive at their destination, curse at a man paid $20 to umpire a softball game, their softball game, a game designed for young girls, are considered more manly than Frank Sinatra drinking scotch at a poker game.

2. A Lady Gaga ring tone is considered a more acceptable way to interupt a business meeting than changing positions in a leather chair and creating a sound that describes how I feel about Lady Gaga's music career.

3. Gummy bears are delicious, and that doesn't change based on who is judging the person enjoying them. It should be more embarrassing to not remember how gummy bears taste.